bienvenudos, bitches

HELLO I AM AARON.......SORRY, IS THAT TOO LOUD?.....HERE....ill turn it down. Anyways, as i said, i am Aaron, but the mothership calls me Florizel Polixenes, Flox for short. And, yes, thank you riverman, I am a bit of a psychotic, but not a violent one. I would classify myself as a general watershed, walk-around-all-day-with-Magnum-condoms-on-my-feet-and-ask-people-if-they-have-seen-my-shoes type of psychotic, which is not scary at all but, rather, kinda funny, that is, if you have taken some time in your meaningless existence to abuse Acid, which i hope everyone that reads this has-it will help to be explanatory in the upcoming months of reading this blog.


All you need to know.......
I live in Nor Cal, you know, where the hippies come from. I like to tickle midgets with feathers, but not those freakish dwarfs, just the ones over 2 and a half feet. I like to go to the zoo and throw shit at the monkeys. I love to fill 32oz glasses with Hendrick's gin and a splash of vermouth and pretend I am classy cause i am drinking a martini. I like sex, but only with LIVE girls. Knife hits are the strongest form of inhalation for the sweet cheeba. Wild Turkey tastes best with water and ice. Loss is perpetual.....so fucking accept it. Cheese that isnt yours is.......survey says......nacho cheese. Wow, that was bad. Anyways, I drink every day, and, preferably, enough to kill a horse, which can be tricky to maintain if you are not dedicated to the cause of surrealism. I love to write and, mainly, i think it is because i love to offend people. . Excuse me, i meant to say i love to offend Americans, cause most foreigners are too laid back to piss off as they usually arent stupid. And I like to piss on Americans..............probably because it is soooo easy. I mean, come on, who has more taboos to exploit? thats right.....no body. I will stay proud of my attempts at expatriate status, that is, until we elect a philosopher pres. Anyways, check our shit out and comment. I promise you will be entertained and have a few thoughts provoked out of that databank of memories of Mtv videos and Jessica Simpson's tits.......Good Day.